Diskplayer's 100 Word Challenge

I’m Phil, an ordinary man in his 20’s. I just got hired for a banana company called Fruit Incorporated. When I arrived the receptionist told me to go to the owner. I found the door in the hallway it said Manager but when I went in there, there was a monkey! Though he seemed mad considering that he just pushed his computer right off the desk. The primate said to me “I’m sorry for that, our company is losing money anyway what’s your name?” I was speechless but I worked up th e courage and said “Phil”. “Ah Phil nice name” he said “I’m Hairy.”

I was 14 years old and I was pretty mischievous. My friends and I where going to the forest near my backyard to explore. We wanted to check out this abandoned house. Off we went, after 20 minutes we found it, I dared my friend Jeff to go in funny enough he did. 5 minutes later we heard screaming coming from the house, Jeff came running out and behind him, WAS A TIGER! All of us ran but the tiger was faster. I saw my backyard fence but the tiger was blocking our escape . There was nothing to do, then the tiger slowly treaded over.